nonjutsu:

*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—

Me:

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Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—

me: 

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Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—

me: 

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Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself